January 2011
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I'm totally bored with the First Words Project
Anyone got other ideas?
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“C’mon! Are you kidding me with this?!”
– Yelling at the Netflix buffering screen does not help.
Me: You wanna go see 'No Strings Attached' tonight?
K: No. God no.
Me: But then we won't know the answer to the question.
K: ?
Me: Can sex friends stay best friends? CAN THEY?!
K: I hate you so much sometimes.
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“Cuz baby you’re a firework…”
– Ok. So. Right after that last post I started singing some Katy Perry (I know, I know).
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Re: my First Words Project
It is 4:45 and I still haven’t said a single thing. This might be a record.
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I'm always re-googling this
so I might as well just save it here.
The Lost Symbol and The Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown’s 20 worst sentences
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When you're taking pictures with your friends,
spirit-pokemonz:
someone says “Cheese!”
Them:
You:
Pretty much.
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“Booyah.”
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Breakfast time!
S: That's disgusting.
Me: [looking down at potato chips, pudding, and Gatorade] You'll have to be more specific.
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So, my birthday is coming up...
and you know what would be a kick-ass gift? A deck of classic-style Hoyle (or whatever) cards with my face on each one. The queen would be all snooty, and the ace would be all thumbs-uppy, and the 10 would be all hells yeah. So. Get on it.
The Big Takedown: Obama vs. Glee (or; one of the... →
thebigtakedown:
My 13 year old cousin, already upset that Glee had been pushed back a half hour for no apparent reason, came downstairs at 8:30 tuesday night and asked me if it was ok to switch the TV over to Fox. I told her that she could, but that it was probably going to be the same guy, Wisconsin Republican…
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CLICK ABOVE. READ THIS.
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“Today’s mission: drink a half gallon of milk.”
– b/c I hate wasting milk.
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Love that I can tell what’s just been released on Netflix by looking at gifs on my dashboard.
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“Lauren, that is a stupid idea.”
– and it was
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This morning in department meeting...
Boss: And how's the blog?
Me: Numbers are good. We got picked up on Gothamist yesterday, Andrew Sullivan today. The Tolstoy post is still going strong. And Bobby's starting a column called "Chimps & Sharks: Nature's Best Friends."
Boss: What? No. Absolutely not. Do I have to start checking your content?
Me: He's not really--wait, you mean you don't read the blog?
Boss: I don't have time for that.
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“You can put it in the pouch.”
OMG BITCH MAGAZINE BLOGGED ABOUT THE DOCUMENTARY →
riotsnotdiets:
tangledupinlace:
I just got a bunch of messages about this and I am too stunned. This is WILD!!!
Thank you for the heads up everyone!!! xoxoxoxo
Okay, I might be crying. Just a little bit. Tears of joy. <3 <3 <3
THAT. IS FUCKIN RAD.
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SFR (smiling for real)
Everyone and their mother should know by now that I hate ‘LOL.’ It makes me feel like a dirty liar since I am rarely LOLing, and am only sometimes on the verge of an amused ‘huh.’ So, I will now be using ‘SFR.’ I’m just announcing this because if it takes off, I would like to be credited in the annals of history for my genius.
“The cure of poverty has a name: The empowerment of women.”
– Christopher Hitchens (via thekirdoo)
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I've decided there are 2 types of people on...
1) the type that misspells and mispunctuates because they don’t know any better
2) the type that does it ironically.
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“Of course you do.”
– This is the appropriate response to “I like your boots.”
“Little rock / I think I’m gonna have to slip you off / whatever the rest...”
– that’s some Reba for ya
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Me: I've had Italian 5 days in a row now.
Cashier at Sbarro: Good thing this doesn't count.
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YOU GUYS. I FINALLY WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE...
It had been a long, ramen-filled 5 weeks…
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“But I don’t need science when I already have empirical evidence that...”
ROE DAY ROE DAY ROE DAY ROE DAY ROE DAY →
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Reading in Brooklyn!
thefeeling:
italicsmine:
Next Friday, January 28th, I’ll be in New York to read from my novella, If You’re Not Yet Like Me. The event will be held at the beautiful Book Court bookstore in Brooklyn, and I’ll be sharing the evening with fellow Flatmancrooked author Shya Scanlon.
If you’re in New York, please come! Or send your stand-in, your ambassador, and/or your personal assistant.
...
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“This is beautiful.”
– Most wonderful snow ever!
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Those of us who work in publishing
should be entitled to vacation days, sick days, AND hangover days.
Me: He's so weird.
AC: I know. I mean, even if you're 'not drinking'--
Both: --you still have at least 1 beer.
AC: C'mon. It's New York. Don't be a dick.
...
Me: I think we may have drinking problems.
Both: [shrug]
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“Whoa.”
– Given the state of my apartment, it seems I may have gotten drunk last night.
Who wants to bet Tumblr will get new servers...