March 2012
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I bought a bottle of Maker's today,
but I forgot to account for the fact that if you drink it alone, no one can see how cool you are.
And on an unfortunately related note, there were no clean glasses…so I may be drinking out of a flower vase.
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Here's the thing about the DMV
you wake up at the crack of dawn, already upset and pretty disheveled because you’re going to the DMV. and then they take your picture.
February 2012
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In Defense of Not Paying Much Attention to the GOP...
I’m not someone who thinks politics are uninteresting or unimportant, but I just can’t bring myself to stay up on the…nonsense, this time around. First of all, I’m not voting for any of these fools, and not only is this group of candidates infuriating, they’re sad. Secondly, if I paid closer attention, I’d be blogging every day and I simply don’t have time for...
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Oscar Recap in Video Highlights
shelbytv:
by Jordan, Intern[A]*
So you missed the 84th Annual Academy Awards on last night. Perhaps you had errands. Maybe you had a hot date (me neither). Or maybe you, like me, were too busy experiencing an emotional rollercoaster with Lifetime Movie Network’s impromptu screening of “A Walk to Remember.” Whatever your excuse, here’s what you missed out on in a quick recap of the good, the...
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I was playing with tweetonyoface.com today.
And this happened.
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Me: Scrolling through your tumblr dashboard in public is like playing gay porn roulette.
Chris: What?
Me: Y'know, like, maybe not *gay* porn, but there's always nudity on your dashboard.
Chris: I don't think I've ever had that issue.
Me: Well. I guess you're just not a typical tumblr user then.
Chris: ...
Me: I'll show you some really great blogs later, if you're interested. {awkward wink}
Building Community
chriskurdziel:
YouTube recently released stats that 60+ hours of content are being uploaded to their site per minute. That sort of data is pretty impressive, but when you take a look at a lot of that content, it becomes a little less impressive. I’ve noticed an increasing amount of video responses to popular videos on YouTube that feature women with low cut shirts in the thumbnails blathering on...
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Friend on my computer: Why where you searching for 'mischievous goat' images?
Me: I don't tell you how to live your life.
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Power Hour
I’ve always had a lot of trouble falling asleep—mostly because I’m constantly worried about forgetting to do X. Crap I didn’t email Maggie back. Gotta call Mom tomorrow. Fuuuuuuuuu I HAVE to go to the DMV soon!
When I was 12, my dad bought me worry dolls to help deal with these panics. (The idea is that you tell the tiny stick dolls your worries before bed, and then you...
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“I’ve now decided it’s not possible to say ‘bukkake’...”
– a friend who I promised I wouldn’t name
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My problem with to-do lists
Ever since I transitioned to startup life, I’ve been desperate to find a task organization client that served my new pace. I messed around with iOS Notes, I used Gmail tasks for a while, and I even tried keeping everything in a PlainText file in my Dropbox folder. I’ve been desperately trying to keep up with the rest of my team in Asana — which I still am very herp derp about...
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WatchThis. Is. HILARIOUSSSSS! | http://shel.tv/wG9eCf
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What Your Favorite Blog Says About You
slacktory:
Laughing Squid: You own an unconventional bicycle.
Boing Boing: You’ve voted for a satirical political candidate.
Geekosystem: You used to steal Reddit jokes for your Facebook feed, but your friends caught you.
Hipster Runoff: Your friends squint at you a lot after you say things.
ReadWriteWeb: You are the only person who actually called your representative about SOPA.
Somehow I...
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WatchThat awkward moment when you have to question everything you know.
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Friend: Why do you keep blinking like that?
Me: I'm listening to Nicki Minaj.
Friend: Carry on.
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Watchshelbytv:
Arguably the most feel-good Whitney Houston song of all time, featuring the Best Floating Window Panes in a Music Video. | http://shel.tv/yLnYus
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Watchshelbytv:
What if men and women switched roles at a bar? - “THE FLIP SIDE (BAR)” | http://shel.tv/zNngNX
This is hilarious :D
Internet, I am begging you
Stop making Sh*t [Someone] Says videos. Please please stop. Dear god. Please.
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Myles: Hey Wick, whatcha doin?
Me: I'm superimposing Reece's face on stuff, what the heck does it look like I'm doing JEEZ.
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It's amazing how many times "Step 1" is "Put on...
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Update to MAC OS X Lion 10.7.3 at your own risk
And by that, I mean DO NOT. DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT.
Unless you want kernel tasks to make your machine to beg for mercy. Which is fine, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Joe brought me a straw
So, I was sitting here, feeling quite crappy after waking up with a wicked sore throat, getting a late start on work, and spending a few hours in a primarily Russian-speaking doctor’s office. I had my antibiotics, my tissues, three types of lozenges, two types of nasal spray (anyone turned on yet?) but I didn’t have a freaking straw. And for whatever reason, I really really wanted to...
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Chris: Sorry if this [latte] is a little small. I know you wanted a medium though, so there's 3 shots in this.
Me: O.O
[17 hours later...]
Me: O.O
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WatchFantastic trailer for “The Purity Myth” feat. Jessica Valenti. | http://shel.tv/vZYaHp