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Who. Comes up with this shit?
But really? Are there no rules anymore?
I’m not hating on porn. I get the whole alternate reality/fantasy/that girl has a sapphire butt plug bit. But this…who is this supposed to be? Even in the farthest reaches of my imagination I couldn’t have thought to myself, “Y’know what, I bet there’s some stacked Ukranian chick (this is Merilyn Sakova btw) out there who has mounted a dildo in her incredibly clean bathroom and will enjoy a nice titty-fuck with it tonight.” Because…because there isn’t. I honestly believe there isn’t. 
But I guess that’s why I don’t write porn.
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Who. Comes up with this shit?

But really? Are there no rules anymore?

I’m not hating on porn. I get the whole alternate reality/fantasy/that girl has a sapphire butt plug bit. But this…who is this supposed to be? Even in the farthest reaches of my imagination I couldn’t have thought to myself, “Y’know what, I bet there’s some stacked Ukranian chick (this is Merilyn Sakova btw) out there who has mounted a dildo in her incredibly clean bathroom and will enjoy a nice titty-fuck with it tonight.” Because…because there isn’t. I honestly believe there isn’t. 

But I guess that’s why I don’t write porn.

(via scrotumcoat)

Source: boobdicted

    • #porn
    • #nsfw
    • #merilyn sakova
    • #sry to do this to your dash
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