When Lauren Saw Jim Parsons On The Street: An EEEEEEEEEEE! True Hollywood Story
(I made excited giggly mumbling noises at him. He was sweet and pretended they were words.)
About
I will overshare.Prepare your body.
What People Are Saying About And To Me:
"You have too many blogs. There's no way that many people care what you think." -friend
"Stop posting everything I say on tumblr!" -same friend
"I swear if you post one more thing about me on your blog I'm reporting you to HR." -former coworker
"Vulgar...yet thrilling." -Chad
"Go 'head girl, go 'head, get down." -Kanye
"I bet you think you're soooooooo cool." -a lot of different people
"That's not office-appropriate." -all past/present colleagues
"Do you still have that stash of ketchup packets?" -roommate
"Your jokes are dumb." -former lover
"Was that supposed to be funny?" -current lover
"Shut your hilarious, articulate pie hole." -Grace
"It's called a *typeface,* you savage!" -Vincent
"Why do you insist on embarrassing me like this?" -my mother
"But you don't look Japanese." -pretty much everyone
"ええ, 何とか..." -me
"Not everyone is elitist like you! Some people HATE English!" -some Esperantists I angered
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